July 2012
-makemesmile:
I think losing followers is worth it, cause it means you’ve weeded out the weaklings and you’re just left with the rad fuckers who actually want to put up with your shit
-makemesmile:
That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.
-makemesmile:
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
Yes, please boycott Oreo for their support of Gay...
-makemesmile:
this
is
beautiful
to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names
if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?
mumsawitch:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
June 2012
fuck yeah sex education: Helpful and harmful... →
mentalscubadiving:
Helpful:
“You’re doing a great job dealing with the situation.”
“What you are doing is very difficult and you’ve done so much already (list her actions).”
“It sounds like you have really thought a lot about the situation and what you want to do.”
“You really care a…
fuck yeah sex education: If you Are Healing From... →
sacet:
If you are healing from sexual assault and you get out of bed in the morning, You are doing well. If you are healing from sexual assault and you hold down a job, You are amazing. If you are healing from sexual assault and and you are still remotely pleasant to others, You are a…
IT'S A CHICKEN STRIP.
heyfunniest:
THIS BLOG. THIS!
Don't compare what you're going through to what...
fuck yeah sex education: FREE AND CHEAP DRUGS... →
stfuconservatives:
sass—butt:
Hey Tumblr, if you’re poor, under-or-unemployed, and/or uninsured, you can probably get free drugs directly from the manufacturers.
Yeah, free. Like seriously all you pay for is maybe the doctor/nurse visit you’ll probably need to go to for the…
fuck yeah sex education: I’ve covered these... →
fuckyeahsexeducation:
I’ve covered these STIs:
HPV http://fuckyeahsexeducation.tumblr.com/post/24541863833/the-human-papillomavirus
Herpes http://fuckyeahsexeducation.tumblr.com/post/24569392340/the-herpes-virus
Hepatitis http://fuckyeahsexeducation.tumblr.com/post/24636091730/hepatitis-a-b-and-c
…
